Below we have a selection of the finest songs you will ever sing, so get learning and join in!

THE WARWICKSNOW ANTHEM ( don't worry we are not a sexist club!)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm
We don't ski for fornication,
We don't ski for victory,
We just ski for masturbation,
Warwick wanking men are we,
Warwick wankers,
Warwick wankers,
Warwick wanking men are weeeeeeeeee
(Men are we)
Warwick wanking men are we.

THE PANTZ SONG (normally only sung on tour)

WHY...was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.
He ought to be publicly shat on,
He ought to be fucking well shot (bang bang)
He ought to be tied to a whorehouse,
So why is he fucking well not?
Is he a bird? "Don't be absurd!"
Is he a duck? "Is he Fuck!"
What is he then? "He's Superman!"
(Everyone sings "feed the world" whilst filling up glass)
"Higher than the highest mountain!" (chin gets dunked)
"Lower than the lowest valley!" (nads/tits get dunked)
"Contender are you ready?" (in that scottish accent we can all do)
Countdown begins
Drink, Down it or whatever else you want to scream!

I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO

I used to work in Chicago,
In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work any more;

"A woman came into the store one day asking for a kitkat"
A kitkat from the store?
"A kitkat she wanted, four fingers she got!"
I don't work any more.

Continue replacing kitkat and 4 fingers with any of the following or anything else you think of
Ruler - 12 inches, Electric cooker - red ring, Nail - screw,
Seafood- crabs, camel- hump, gun - banged, a big mac- a whopper
butter- spread, england goalkeeper- semen, milk- cream,

Or Women Friendly versions
A man came into the stor one day, aking for......
Horse - ridden, Doughnut - my hole, tree- bush, balloon- blown

WARWICK, WE'RE THE WANKERS (to the flintstones theme)

Warwick, we're the wankers,
We're the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Warwick,
We're the leaders in debauchery,
Half minds, getting poisoned throughout the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Warwick, we're the wankers,
We're leaders in de-bauch-er-y

RACE TEAM SONG

Sing a song of Lufbra,
A race team full of shite,
When they go out drinking,
They don't last half the night.
After 'bout a half pint,
They're all really sick,
Cos lufbra men can't take their ale
And all of them suck dick.

THE POLY SONG (sing to any poltechnic or lufbra)

You'll never be a uni
You'll never be a uni, (carry on for as long as you feel they deserve)
or
Your mum works at KFC (part time, part time)
Your dad works for my dad ( part time, part time)

THE TWELVE DAYS OF SKIING

On the first day of sking, my true love gave to me,
A hand job that wasn't worth a fuck (worth a fuck)
On the second day of skiing, my true love gave to me,
Two motherfucks and a hand job that wasn't worth a fuck (worth a fuck)
continue with......
Three french sucks
Four flying fucks,
Five golden showers,
Six sixty-niners,
Seven saucy sisters,
Eight Aching arseholes,
Nine (tongues out) Na Na Na Nas,
Ten tons of titty WHAT? Ten tons of titty WHAT? Bite their nipples suck their titties, Bite their nipples, suck their titties.....
Eleven anal entries,
Twelve twats a twitching.

SIMPLE PHRASES

If anyone says "My old man said ski for Lufbra"
Respond with "I said fuck off, bollocks your a cunt"

On hearing the word "horse" respond with an almighty roar of "HORSE"